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Jesus Christ on a cross! It’s bearforce one above wishing all thezapping readers a very beary hairy Christmas and a slappy new year. BF1 will be frolicking in the Christmas cabin this festive season, relaxing naked in the sauna and (i quote) “playing sexy bondage games with the tinsel and bauble gags”! Oh my christmas! Seriously though, the BF guys are super nice and ridiculously rude and funny and big fans of lezaps and it’s filthy rantings. Marv. Plus two of them have severely ripped tummies for bears don’t they? Anyway as an early Christmas gift, they are exclusively and guilt free allowing readers to download a low quality version of their Christmas single “Christmas Is Here” which is just filled festive cheer and bumcummery. Their words, not mine…

MP3: BearforceOne ~ Christmas Is Here

Christmas Goodies:

• Song: Westlife, White Christmas ~ Before Leon (the fucking X Factor winner! Saints alive!) murdered this last night on the finale and became the least deserving winner since creepy perv Steve Brookstein (who? exactly!), I quite liked this song. Groups like A1 have done it and made it quite lovely, but as I am on a westlife kick this week, I thought you could all listen to their version. Aren’t you lucky boys and girls?
• Film: It’s A Wonderful Life ~ It has wonderfulness baked right into the title, and although it takes a little while for the wonderfulness to occur, there is much to love about this perennial Christmas favourite. Clarence gets his wings! People donate money! God bless us, everyone!
• TV Show: Blossom, It’s A Marginal Life (Season Two) ~ remember Blossom? I bloody loved her back in the day. While all the cool kids were watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air, I was getting my Blossom fix. Aces. This festive nugget sees the Russo family have a turbulent Christmas thanks to a musicians strike which means Papa Nick has to take a job in an organ store. Bummer…