Lopez Blogs

Ever since Louis Walsh (brilliantly satirized in Ben Elton’s Chart Throb novel) was sacked from X-Factor, there has been speculation over who would take his place. Rather yawningly, Simon Cowell seems to be going for Randy from American idol and Popjustice fancy that bird from the totally scott-lee record company (which to be fair is an amazing choice!) However, I think they should go with a relatively unknown person and get Jadion (producer of Simon Curtis, Fayden and Candy Coated Chaos) to dish the dirt on the new contestents…and here’s why:

1. He’s not afraid to speak his mind and wouldn’t think twice about slapping Simon Cowell down…

2. We need someone with a genuine love of modern pop music who has his finger on the pulse so to speak…

3. It would be nice to see a bit of bling on the show on someone who doesn’t call everyone “Dawg”

4. We might actually get the contestants covering some cutting edge songs rather than another version of some Elton John track…

5. He could fly Simon Curtis over to give the contestants some pointers and then Simon could perform at G-A-Y…

6. The fame would put him in a position to do something decent with Britney’s recording career…

7. I might get back stage passes

8. We might actually get a decent album out of the winner – case in point: Shayne Ward ~ great voice, rubbish album. Ditto Katherine McPhee; Daughtry, etc, etc.

9. I can’t cope with another choir coming out during a performance – jadion may do something more controversial. I vote for vegas style lap dancers It’s new it’s edgy…

10. Anyone who likes Entourage is ok with us!