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Making Your Mind Up? Making whose mind up? There is something rotten in the state of Royaume-Uni if this is what will represent us at the Eurovision Song Contest. Not in my name it won't. Nor it seems in the names of all those other viewers and voters who would appear to have chosen Cyndi's song as our entry. Even Lord Terence of Wogan, whose performance last night suggests an icon well past his use-by date, announced Cyndi as the winner in the most embarrassing results announcement since that of the 2003 Song for Europe which sent Jemini into eternal damnation in Riga.

The schlager-hell of "Flying The Flag" isn't even so bad it's good. It's so bad it's bad.

Very ashamed to be British today....