Lopez Blogs

The Tudors ~ Season one just wrapped on Showtime and was an absolute gem of a show to watch. Plus I didn’t feel guilty watching it because it was almost historical! The season focused on Henry trying to dissolve his marriage to Catherine of Aragon, as she was once married to his brother (ew) and he is now in love with Anne Boleyn. I don’t think I’m giving any secrets away there, but to watch the manipulation of the king through Anne’s family into the season ending event that changed history was a joy to behold. Plus the show had some real eye opening moments including the following:

• Henry masturbating into a saucer that his servant is holding, while bashfully avoiding the King’s fast fisted salami pumping…
• Henry planting his face full into the sweet muff of Anne Boleyn and probably humming the national anthem…
• Henry shouting “I don’t FUCKING care if you were a virgin and your cunt was in tact. That’s not the point”. Who knew language was so coarse in the middle ages.
• Plus the duke of Suffolk is a bit dishy no? (Henry Cavill above)

Kyle XY ~ Season two premiered on ABC family on Monday. I have to say the first season was a REAL slow burner and I often wondered if anything would ever happen. However, it soon upped the ante and storylines came flying together like crazy in the last couple of episodes. Monday’s premiere didn’t provide too many answers, but it did seem like it set things up for the extended second season and of course had Kyle returning to his newly adopted family. Like they were going to write them out the script. I don’t overtly love this show, but there is something about it that keeps me watching…