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Sunday, April 30, 2006
Holiday Diaries _ April 06
Hello all - wow was so pleased to see so many people had visited the site over the 2 weeks i was off :) I'm back now and have a cacophany of things to post over the next week or so. There will definitely be at least one update a day - if not more... including some of the following:
- the holiday diaries and photos...
- Slit watch (darrens operation progress - he goes in to have part a disc in his neck removed on tuesday :( )...
- Wedding watch - a diary of all the stuff going on until my civil partnership in June
- And lots of new music i don't think anyone has covered yet :)
- Plus probably some slagging off of Keane. I am uber disappointed :(
So be sure to leave comments and I hope you enjoy the slightly more personal approach to the blog i am trying to go for....
Holiday Diaries: Saturday 15th April...
Travel day. I love how tourist boards and airlines tout how Gran Canaria is 'only' 4 hours away from England. Yeah right. 4 hours flight, 3 hours check in time, getting through customs at the other end (although seriously, they were on a break so we just marched thru!) , then wait for baggage. Which is always a joy. Total time from leaving home to getting to resort? 10.5 hours!! If i seem a bit snippy in tone, its because i have discovered a new class of travel below even economy or budget. It's called "back row". You get slightly less leg room than everyone else, there is no overhead storage so your bags have to go in the limited legroom and worse still the chairs don't recline but the ones in front do so I was horrified when the weightwatchers failures club sat in front and proceeded to lean back with all the finesse of a constipated rhino :( The rest of the flight was spent with less than 8 inches between my face and the badly hair plugged skull of the chubby sweater in front. Boo!
Still was all forgotten after an evening at my fave cabaret bar La Belle. Its been going for years now but after a fire last year is under new management (showgirls of manchester) and this is the first time i have seen the new show. i loved it! With their spot on dance routines of Christina, Britney and Madonna's MTV award 3 way, Moulin Rouge, Chantelle does Popular from Wicked and a hilariously inventive tribute to the Wizard of Oz (tin man teaches Dorothy how to erm , let him in her back door :O ) it was slick and funny from start to finish :)
Plus heard for the first time this great typically europop track which then dominated the holiday...
MP3: Dutch Divas ~ New York to LA
Sunday 16th April
The laziest day ever. Just lounged around the terrace of our cute little bungalow. Darren got an electric shock from the toaster & stereo when he plugged them in.
His nipples popped right out. It was quite the sight!! Luckily he was ok and we had to wait ages for a replacement toaster and I was starving :( Darren entertained me with his new popped out nipples and did a "sexy" dance. Unforch for the little dazpanteloons, the guy arrived with the toaster just as daz was slathering himself "erotically" with tanning lotion. Toaster guy was bemused (but secretly aroused methinks) and daz way embarrassed. I was tittering for England. Although I did have to throw a magazine quickly over my lap ;)
Quick aside: remind to tell the story of a similar but more nude incident in an airport hotel from a few years ago. I could have died...
Evening was spent boozing it up in Center Stage and Bar Tubos. CS has this great atmosphere and we get on really well with the bar staff there, especially our fave Betty (hi Gez!!). You always end up singing some show tune with random strangers...
But you can't beat finishing off the night in Bar Tubos with 50 guys all saluting and marching on the spot to Your Disco Needs You :) Well, you cou8ld be parading around with some random sticker on your crotch (daz) or you could be dancing to MTV Awards style Madonna Vogue and accidentally thumb someone in the ye when pretending to flick your fan open (me) and then be annoyed when the don't accept your amusing Ich Bin Drovig apology; or drop your burger on the floor on the way home but choose to eat it anyway (darren!) Its all good!!
Could not get up today after boozy night out and then had a corking headache in the afternoon so had to shut self in darkened room for hours. Shockingly was well enough for more booze at Cafe La Belle later that evening ;) Saw Fran - one of the dancers there who we have known for ages. Happy to see him - not happy to be dragged on stage by him mid show and have my top taken off (so much gut sucking) & thrown into the audience (the top not me!) Then was forced to chug a bottle of shite tasting champers. Booo! Clearly I am not good at drinking with my mouth open as I spunked most of it down my chest (vile) before being given the bottle to finish off :( The crowd were cheering but i thought i was going to die! I had to run to the bathroom afterwards and then felt terrible. Well for about an hour I was extremely witty and urbane and flirty with darren, but after that felt terrible :( Still look quite slim in these blurred pics!
Tuesday 18th April...
Took a leisurely walk along the beach today which was perfectly lovely until we realised it was actually quite cloudy, not very warm and actually pretty bloody windy! We decided to abandon our beach plans and took a "short" cut through the sand dunes back to the bungalow. Windy samd dunes are a freaking nightmare to navigate and some were pretty steep. I had this brief feeling that we would be marooned there forever like some sad extras from Ishtar hoping that the film was going to be their big break. AHEM! Still clearly made it back, although seeing Darren hurtle down a dune at breakneck speed was pretty amusing. For me :)
Typically as soon as we got back, the clouds cleared and glorious weather prevailed. Lovely evening out apart from 2 low points: a way below par chinese meal and finding a cockroach in my bed. I screamed like a little bitch. MAJOR SHUDDER!
Wednesday 19th April...
Had another great evening at Center Stage - we planned to start the evening off there before moving on, but darn it if we didn't open that place up and then close it down... I had far too many malibu and pineapple drinks (how butch) and spent all night singing my heart out, flirting outrageously with sexy darren, gossiping with barman betty and chatting to a wide range of people including singletons, prussians and a rather large german geezer with v chunky legs who liked me a little too much :O I have got to stop being so darned attractive. Oh and also talked to acouple of rent boys! I just adore a communal atmosphere ;) You can't fail to have a good time. We are so buying the bar if it ever comes up for sale...
Thursday 20th April...
Both felt totally blah today - probably combined effect of too much booze and really trying to like the new Keane single. Is it any wonder that we were both too drained to do much? See what i did there???
Friday 21st April...
Refreshed after a good nights sleep - despite fear of cockroaches in my bed - so drove along the windy cliffs of death to the incredibly pretty fishing town of Mogan. It is the most gorgeous picturesque relaxing place on earth. The houses are incredible and on fridays it is market day so you can buy all local food and jewellry as well as cigarette lighters "hilariously" shaped as penises. *Shakes head* It really just devalues the neighbour hood doesn't it!! Still after two hours was bored rigid with the prettiness and relaxation so went back to trashy Playa for a quick peek at blogs and some sun worship...
had a brillo night at Center Stage. Betty tried to invent a new drink for me but we ended up with the jaffa cake tasting Tia Maria and orange juice. Not wildly creative but wildly delicious all the same. Met a rather adorable couple from the island - Steve and Eugene - who are sadly only around til Monday. Spent most of the night gabbing with them and knocking back drink after drink! Tried beer for the first time ever (really!). I must have liked it cos I knocked it back like it was barley water... Darren was most offended to be told he'd make a good drag queen but that didn't stop him prancing around the bar to the campest song ever (see below) with a veil on. Hmmm...
MP3: Billy Flywheel-around the old campfire
Saturday 22nd April...
Gosh, one week already. Usually we are preparing to go home at this point, so it seems quite luxurious to be staying another week. Finished off my book Peter and the Starcatchers, which is a prequel to Peter Pan. It started off quite slow and then got all gripping. It does a really good job of *pre-inventing* the world of Never Land and why Peter and the boys end up there with the powers they have. And i just get my heart tugged at books that have those 'everythings going to change forever' endings that are just too much like real life not to be sad at :( So all in all, tres bon!
Went shopping today - i love the clothes shop Springfield! It is like a more european version of the gap, employs attractive staff who sometimes still bare scars from recent nose jobs and have a killer line of clobber that i will have to go back for later in the week to plunder!! Was far too fatigued from last nights boozing to powershop so got a macdonalds (in the gayest bag ever!) and came back to have a lovely evening out with Betty, Steve and Eugene. Can't remember much of it but we were drunkenly doing Catherine Tate sketches which most have been most annoying for everyone around us... Was drunkenly skipping home with them all, when my Gap sandal (which eugene said is sexy to wear with jeans - i think he was serious but you can never tell!) went flying and cracked an over head light in the Yumbo! We all ran off giggling like little schoolgirls. I hope there isn't CCTV. What is criminal in spanish anyway??
Sunday 23rd April...
Poor dazpants comatose all day due to neck pains, poor lamb. Onto the next! Happy St Georges day!
Monday 24th April 2006
Woke up early to return the not very used at all rental car, came back to do laundry (there are only so many times you turn your actually quite fabulous aussie bum underwear inside out ya know!) in the most noisy communal (ew) washing machine ever, hung them out to dry (hoping none of the poorer gays would steal our undies ;) ) and then went wedding ring shopping. Found the most darling matching rings so snapped them up dead quick like... you just know that darren can't wait to get his ring on my finger, fnar fnar.
Came back, did 30 laps of the pool which damn near killed me thanks to my holiday diet of booze and, er, more booze, so quickly collapsed and finished my 4th book of the holidays (following the hilarious Girl 16-Pants on Fire; the criminally under-researched Take That biography and afore mentioned Peter Pan prequel) Septimus Heap: Book1. At first i passed it off as another Harry Potter clone, but it turned out to be so much more than that... It is about a magic family and a son who has a destiny, but the parents live and the 7th son of a 7th son is stolen at birth. It may be a kids book but along with Harry Potter and my all time fave Wicked, it explores themes of good and evil, nature vs nurture and choice vs destiny. I really enjoyed it and can't wait for book two...
Went out with Betty (Gez) in the evening to various bars and go to hear all the scandal and gossip from the island which was maaarvelous ;) The newly opened QE2 has an evil evil bartender who kept feeding us shots all night culminating in absinthe - the drink that turns Kylie into a fairy in Moulin Rouge. I'm not sure about me being a fairy, but it sure did have a mighty kick and I spent several sconds gasping for breath and dribbling attractively on the floor which I'm sure brings all the boys to my yard. Or something. Luckily i have already bagged Darren so I can let myself go now... Of course ended up drunk in Bar Tubos who played Madonna MTV Vogue in my honour and even gave me my own Bar Tubos fan to prevent any more thumb related injuries. Brillo
Tuesday 25th April 2006
It's getting harder to write about what we did all day - especially as I am jotting these thoughts down 24 hours after the fact. The Abstinence shots as I now call them (I certainly wasn't in the mood :O ) did weird things to me and i slept all afternoon having weird dreams and that is too many weirds in once sentence. Barely choked down this vile ravioli style dinner but devoured a KFC later on. Honestly i was ready to go home today - my holiday spirit is as over as Janet Jackson's career. And darren just played PSP all day! Rude!! Luckily had a good nights sleep and now ready to face the world again ;)
Wednesday 26th April 2006
Walked along the beach from Playa to Maspalomas - or MassyP as i call it - which sounds idyllic and is once you've passed the nudist section full of weightwatchers failures with their nipples bouncing off their knees. I seriously thought it would be impossible to have a camel toe while naked but this one woman proved me wrong. Shudder... Still it was quite lovely apart from that but killed me off. It's like when we first went to vegas and decided to walk from the stratosphere to mandalay bay. Its a LOT further than it looks...
Loverlee evening out at La Belle. Was rather pleased to find that the new metallic hand dryers made my reflection look quite tall and slim so spent slightly too long drying my hands admiring my new svelte figure when suddenly two horrid little boy things burst out of the same cubicle (?!) and said "Bitch could you not like totally listen to our conversation" before mincing off!!!!! I'd like to say i thought of some tart retort but honestly i just stood there like a stunned mullet with a face like Ashton Kutcher in Just Married when he bursts in on the boy in the airplane toilet :O But still looked tall and svelte in distorted reflection and thats all that matters. Soon got back into the swing of things learning dance routines to 9to5, Build Me up Buttercup and - lord help me - the Barbara Woodhouse song. Christ on a bike!!
Thursday 27th April 2006
Oh my stars, this holiday is going on forever and a day. I'm exhausted by it all. There is only so much sun sea sand nightlife and nookie a boy can take. I'm only 6 days off 32 you know!! So another day has passed by in a blur of BWO cds, wine, bad food and cabaret. I think it must be cockroach season here. There are hundreds of the little buggers running around all the live long day :( I feel like i am in the movie slither. Except i am starring in it and it will probably be called COCK! The locals barely bat an eye at them but i am running screaming everytime i see one. I had to drown one of the feisty little critters in the shower then leave a glass over its lifeless body for the maid to dispose of. I'm so masculine ;)
Friday 28th April 2006
LAST DAY! The maid - snickering i might add - gave me a can of cockroach spray so i am now all fearless and powerful against them. It also stinks which is why i might be all lightheaded and skipping around the bungalow. Had a meal in the evening and then went to say goodbye to our friends in the bars who i am sure were upset to see us go, but seemed suitably consoled by the fact that a bunch of smashing and intermittently good looking west end wendies (they are on tour round england as dancers in Saturday Night Fever) had just arrived ;) Ready to go home but very sad to leave :(
Labels: private affair
Thursday, April 13, 2006
yes, yes, most people surf youtube now but i decided to kick it old school sty-lee and see what people were up to in the world of myspace - the internet revolution of last year that is now so three months ago. First up...
Aah young Snedders. He taught us all to stop living the lie, then promptly disappeared :( And he had the least pop star name ever leading to a *friend* telling me one day "You are about as street as David Sneddon". Which I assume wasn't a compliment. There are a couple of new songs on his myspace site - neither particularly outstanding but Lady Lullaby is pretty enough. Still, its no Best of Order which as my good buddy Richard would say, is one hard rocking amigo... and all this talk of ex fame academy members made me wonder (albeit briefly) where my other faves had disappeared too...
... then I got an email from a friend of mine, Simon, who had been at the opening night of Movin' Out on the West End where 2nd season runner up James Fox had been the piano man. A role he had on broadway too. So i guess he's doing ok for himself :) Ps ~ Simon got to hobnob with some Dancing On Ice stars Bonnie Langford and his heartthrob Stefan Booth so he was most delighted about that. Unfortunately, I got confused and told everyone he liked Stefan Dennis and had seen Bonnie Tyler, which is almost as exciting but not really :(
And of course, thinking of James Fox (the Y is silent!) made me think of his bumboy Alistair Griffin. I'm telling ya, those two were inseparable on Fame Academy. Young Al has grown his locks and is gigging around some remote part of England. Ironic then that he has the best quality photo of the three ex-famers. Love the way all of them are performing in their photos. Don't forget! They are serious artists. Ok, back to myspace...
I love Click Five. They are not trendy or cool or hip or even wildly successful, but i really like their debut album. You can hear their latest single Say Goodbye on their myspace site along with the brillo Catch Your Wave and Just A Girl. Sadly, the genius pop princess isn't on their, but if you go to their regular homepage you can download it for free. You can't get it cheaper anywhere else. Now is it just me or does the blonde guy in the middle look like he's auditioning to replace Carson Kressley on Queer Eye?? Look at that pout...
Sweet Lizzie Maguire! McFly have gone American. Check out their amped up version of Five Colours In Her Hair on the myspace page. Its lost all the sweet exuberance of youth that made it so appealing in the first place. This is what happens when you hang with ho's like L-Lo. Plus - and don't laugh - they cite their influences as Green Day!! Oh McFly. What happened to you??
I was shocked to discover that Mohair have been around for years. I've been telling everyone i'd discovered this great new band. Its time to stop living that lie. You can listen to their Coldplay-esque new single (but with more balls, not pussywhipped by Gwynnie Coldplay) Life on myspace, but be sure to check out End Of The Line which has a great horn section in it that -seriously - reminds me of the horn section in Should've Been The One by little Debbie Gibson!! I just won a promo copy of their forthcoming album fo £4 on ebay so i doubt they will be huge anytime soon. But for now I am loving...
And! Finally! How brilliant was last night's television? At 8 we had the effervescent Sarah Beeny (who i have a non sexual crush on) presenting Streets Ahead, which is kinda like Extreme Makeover except she gets a whole Street to do up the front of their chavvy houses and of course someone wants to keep the pebbledash stone cladding that is bringing down the neighbourhood. The Beeny has the patience of a saint... Then at 9 it was a docusoap about school kids being taught 1950s style. I love the way the girls cried CRAMPS to get out of physed. Nothing changes. But the genius was at 10 - when failed boybanders (think Fast Food Rockers and Scooch) dragged it up in the first part of a six week show in an effort to become the next Girls Aloud. This show is amazing. But not as amazing as the behind the scene docu on the actual Girls Aloud. I swear Nicola smiled. Moody bitch.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Aah it was all very easy to get sucked into the Shayne Ward fever when i was completely addicted to X Factor for the latter part of last year... it was easy to overlook how formulaic That's My Goal was when released cos, well he's a bit of a looker and its easy to forgive dross when the singer is in a tank top all shaved and muscley. But i fear little Shayney is being turned into a one man Westlife and his new single is not impressing me. He needs to carve out his own niche a la William of Young or it will be Steve Brooksteinsville for him. I do hope he does well as he seems quite a lovely bloke :) Having said all that his version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow still gives me chills...
MP3: Shayne Ward - Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Labels: Shayne Ward, single selection
Sunday, April 9, 2006
While writing about where have all the boybands gone on Friday evening or whenever I penned it, I came across a band called Hypo Psycho who coincidentally release their debut album this very Monday...
The *greenday/clash* inspired band consists of 3 blokes - lead singer Mikey was raised in a religious cult and hadn't even heard of music til he was 16. Fancy growing up and not even listening to the delights of Shampoo?! Shocking! Anyway, their debut single is presented below and while i don't think it will change the face of pop music as we know it, its a pleasant enough romp. Kinda like Madness taking a proper good spanking from Reel Big Fish...
MP3: HypoPsycho-Public Enemy#1
Now time for something a little less cheesy... its time to get down with the cool kids! So i present the Rumble Strips!
They are bound to be the gutter snipe white soul band that the upset stomach of post Libertines London has been threatening to spew out for years. That's not *whitesoul* in the respectfully homaged Simply Red, horns at the back, twat at the front sense, but *whitesoul* in the Dexys Midnight Runners meets E Street shuffle, blowing their lungs out through their saxophones, this music is life or death sense. I love the bold life affirming anthem Motorcycle which has an amazing one take video in which the band sing, ride bikes no handed (which can lead to a nasty scraped elbow and tears believe you me!) swerve eggs lobbed by disgruntled residents all at the same time. This song seriously makes me want to hug life...
MP3: The Rumble Strips-Motorcycle
Labels: Hypo Psycho, Pop Potential, Rumble Strips
Thursday, April 6, 2006
I remember when I was in the first flush of youth (1988) rushing out to buy I Should Be So Lucky by Ms Minogue. Oh of course back then she had horrible style and a poodle perm but didn't we all? I was convinced it would go in the charts at number one. It entered at something like 87. I was devastated. In todays market, Kylie would never have got a second chance but she promoted the poop out of that track and the rest is history...
Flash forward nearly 20 years and Kylie is now a cultural icon. She has mastered the art of the perfect pop song (or at least choosing it), she is almost as chameleon as Madonna and her Showgirl concert is the best concert I have ever been too. Like everyone else, i have nervously been following her recovery and hope she feels better soon.
So its not like i'm going to be posting anything new and unique here. its kylie unlikely that you will stumble across these tracks and go *ooo how magic!* But unreleased Kylie just shows how good Kylie is and digging out these tracks today has made me eager for her full recovery and a new cd...
Unreleased (Body Language era)
MP3: I'm Just Here For The Music
MP3: My Image Unlimited
Demo (Scissor Sisters era)
MP3: I Know
Bonus!
MP3: Better The Devil You Know (w/ Adam Garcia from an Audience With Kylie)
(BTDYK is my favourite Kylie track and I love this slightly jazzy/20's dance hall version from the ITV1 special in 2001)
Labels: Kylie, Obessions, Unreleased music
Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Lets flash back to August 2005 ~ here is what i wrote on a forum back then...
The Sun Alway Shines On V ~ a V festival report by thezapping
" ~ Ah, the old V musical festival. I was particularly excited about it this year as two of my favourite acts were playing. More on that later... My friend Ruth and I were there from Friday night til this morning (monday) and I will just go through some of the stand out moments of the weekend. And yes it was glorious weather. It wasn't til it had all finished that the heavens opened...
Things I Learned on Friday...
~ sitting in traffic waiting to get in to the car park and watching some girl in the car next to us do horse impressions When they wound down the window and asked me to do one, rather mortifyingly a mooey-neigh came out Horse-cow was born...
~ it was a twenty minute trek from the car to the camp site and we foolishly chose to carry our back packs, tent, cooler, sleeping bags, booze and pillows in one setting. I felt like a pack mule which is probably one up from being a horse-cow...
~ got a lovely little spot and set up our tent and sat around drinking wine out of a plastic cup...
Things I Learned on Saturday...
~El Presidente are not as rubbish as I initially thought
~Tony Christie can rock a festival like no other crooner and although his beatles medley was fab, every wanted The Way to Amarillo. We weren't disappointed
~I can be funny When a little child let go of her helium horse balloon, I commented to the drunk girl next to me as it floated high in the sky ~ "see, that's what happens when you piss Madonna off"
~Joss Stone is as rubbish as i thought and I am a more giving person than i thought for graciously allowing Ruth to sit through such self inflated ego-osity
~You should always get to the second stage early as The Ordinary Boys rocked the fest but i was no where near the front to Joss Stone
~Festival toilets are vile I was right to take immodium plus before i went, although tragically i have still yet to become unblocked. That can't be good and TMI!
~Sometimes when you think a band are going to be absolutely brilliant they sadly aren't and don't woo the crowd. Apart from Take Me Out being totally electric, the rest of Franz Ferdinands set wasn't and they seemed as bored as the crowd cos they finished 10 minutes early. Rude!
~The Scissor Sisters can save a festival and did a corkingly party atmospherical 90 minute set that was brilliant.
~The Scissor Sisters new songs (everyone wants the same thing, paul mccartney and hell baby) are equally as brilliant as anything they have done before.
~The Scissor Sisters will have a 9 week thezapping number one if they lead off their new album with a track called I Don't Care ("i don't care if you live or die, though you'll probably get to heaven you will bang your head and cry")
~I Don't Care is the best song Abba never wrote.
~When you find a mouse in your tent it is probably wise not to scream at the top of your voice and then for some queer reason throw your flashlight across the campsite ruining someones pot noodle.
What I Learned on Sunday...
~The line up was better than Saturdays and that was pretty fab.
~Tom Baxter is much foxier in person than ever anticipated and on the smaller stage I was able to be near the front.
~Tom Baxter should be the next James Blunt.
~The Magic Numbers are the mamas and papas for the new millenium.
~The Magic Numbers were the second biggest draw of the festival and are the most perfect band to listen to in the sun with a cold beer in your hand
~Love Me Like You Do is so deserving of its place at the top of thezapping chart that its not even funny.
~KT Tunstall is Ruths new celebrity crush.
~The Other Side Of The World by the aforementioned KT is achingly beautiful live
~The Zutons are homophobic morons I have deleted their mp3s from my computer. Who cares if mark from Westlife is gay???
~The Kaiser Chiefs may be a singles band, but boy do their singles rock! Oh My God, I Predict A Riot and Everyday I Love You Less and Less turned even the most indifferent of watchers into crazy mofos. Or something?
~Maroon 5 rock whatever.
~Adam Levine was ill but still put on a freaking amazing show
~When Adam Levine flirts with audience members he does it with men and women.
~This Love still sounds spine tinglingly super live"
Mp3s inspired by V festival 05...
Scissor Sisters _ Everyone wants the same thing (live)
Tom Baxter - This Boy
Now click here to see who will be playing at V Festival 2006. Colour me excited with anticipation! The Feeling! Sugababes!! Bic Runga!! The Editors!! Keane!! The Magic Numbers!!! Girls Aloud!!! I am practically expostulating! And talking of Girls Aloud, a camera crew have been following their every move and the results airs on E4 next tuesday
I love me some warts and all documentarys...
Labels: Flashback, Live and Lovely
Sunday, April 2, 2006
I so need to do a post about the brilliance of some choice American shows, but for right now its about the best Britain has to offer... and I couldn't kick start with any other show than the mighty Footballers Wives
Footballers Wives (or FoBo Hos as I call it) has been on for five years now and has exceeded in being crazy tasteless and brilliant in one fell swoop. There have been burnt boobies, nurses sexually pleasuring coma patients, OTT weddings, switched and suntanned babies, murders, affairs and of course Tanya Turner Laslett Gates Turner Federico. The quality of the series has only dipped when she left in year four. Sob. But shes back, crazy eyes and press on nails with her and to up the genius factor, the producers have pitched her as a love rival for Joan Collins toyboy. Cue catfights, evil glances and cocaine sniffed from a finger nail. Marv. Check out this brilliant tanya turner LGTF myspace site for more insanity...
Ps ~ I was convinced that Callum (and I love how the producers make them wear the most outlandish *fashions*!) was formerly one fifth of brillo boy band V (now sadly missed) ~ But i was wrong. Darn.
Right - segueing directly from Footballer's Wives to Strictly Dance Fever. you'll see why soon. SDF is like the dance version of pop idol - clueless and talented people audition to win a dance contract and £50,000. Last night was the first night of the second season, so kicked off with auditions and of course the best thing about these are the people who are completely rubbish but think they are brillo. Like the guy who did a John Travolta esque dance move 21 times in a row and then when didn't get through told the camera he would soon lead a Broadway revival of Saturday Night Fever. yes dear, possibly in your mind while you are strapped down in the looney bin... It should be rubbish of course, but somehow its utterly compulsive and addictive and the perfect show to watch while getting ready to go out on a saturday night. The FoBo Hos connection?
Ben Miller who plays Bruno Milligan of the show is one of the judges as he has a background in West End shows, including fact fans, playing Kenickie opposite Deborah Gibson in Grease. Brill! I can't wait to pass judgement on the final 10 contestents when they are revealed on Easter Saturday. Which happens to be on right before the second season premiere of...
Doctor Who! you will find it listed under QUALITY in the dictionary. The first season, currently airing on SciFi in the States, was the shot in the arm the franchise needed and was amazingly solid all the way through. Who knew Billie- soon-to-be-in-Cabaret-Piper had such acting chops? The Christmas Special which introduced David *Barty Crouch Jr* Tennant as the good doctor flowed so seamlessly that the 4 month wait for second season proper has been pretty intolerable. But its back! And you can view the second season trailer here.
Labels: doctor who, footballers wives, strictly dance fever, tv times